Archive for December, 2006|Monthly archive page
my blog is better than yours
Comments (2)I came across this while at work today. I would SO love to say some of these to the people that call!!!
THINGS YOU DON’T WANT TO HEAR FROM TECH SUPPORT
* “Do you have a sledgehammer or a brick handy?”
* “That’s right, not even McGyver could fix it.”
* “So — what are you wearing?”
* “Duuuuuude! Bummer!”
* “Looks like you’re gonna need some new dilithium crystals, Cap’n.”
* “Press 1 for Support. Press 2 if you’re with 60 Minutes. Press 3 if you’re with the FTC.”
* “We can fix this, but you’re gonna need a butter knife, a roll of duct tape, and a car battery.”
* “In layman’s terms, we call that the Hindenburg Effect.”
* “Hold on a second… Mom! Timmy’s hitting me!”
* “Okay, turn to page 523 in your copy of Dianetics.”
* “Please hold for Mr. Gates’ attorney.”
Free computer classes
Comments (1)That got your attention didn’t it 
. Seriously though, ever wish you could learn more about computers without surfing through countless useless webpages about who knows what or spending money to take a class at a local CC? HP makes it possible. No you can’t get any kind of prep for a certification exam, but there are definitely useful classes that they offer and the best part……it’s FREE!!!
Check it out!
